Yes, I like 50 billion other Americans this summer bought an Intex Pool. If you own one of these masters of engineering, see if you can answer Yes to the following questions.
- Has the pool made my kids fight more? YES!!
- Has the pool caused a neighborhood riot? YES!!
- Has the pool cost me an arm, leg and torso to maintain this summer?
- Has the pool gotten one or more holes in the past month?
- Has the pool been used as a grounding agent for the children.
- Did you become babysitter to every kid on the block after you opened your pool?
- Were the police called on you 3 times in one week because you wouldn't let the neighbor kids play in the pool?
- Did you water bill cost more than $300.00 in one month?
Don't get me wrong, I love my little pool. It was extremely refreshing on those hot summer days, but next year I think Ill stick to my sprinkler.